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    Thread: Designing some shirts for a candy shop - Need Sexual Innuendos for Candy

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      05-28-2008 12:52 PM #1
      Like the title reads... I know you guys can think up some dirty ideas. Let's hear em'!

      Illustration ideas for the phrase are a def plus!


      Or, just clever ideas that arent sexual...

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    2. 05-28-2008 01:51 PM #2
      Quote, originally posted by 2000JettaGLXVR6 »
      Like the title reads... I know you guys can think up some dirty ideas. Let's hear em'!

      Illustration ideas for the phrase are a def plus!


      Or, just clever ideas that arent sexual...


      So you need sexual innuendos or no?


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      05-28-2008 02:30 PM #3
      Whatever you've got, throw it my way!
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    4. 05-28-2008 03:17 PM #4
      We'll let you lick the lollipop?

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      05-28-2008 03:40 PM #5
      I'm sure you can do alot with gummi worms and um... Those gummi ring things. Hehehe, or two gummi bears.
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      05-28-2008 06:32 PM #6
      So far...

      Two spoons with the tag "Let's Spoon!"
      Two cupcakes placed over each boob with the tag "Stop staring at my cupcakes!"
      Two scoops of ice creme on top of a cone, the top one has a face with the tag "I prefer the top"
      A chocholate bunny with it's ass bitten off and the tag "Sweet happens"
      A cloud raining chocholate chips on a cookie with the cookie saying "I'm delicious"

      Think threadless style.

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    7. 05-28-2008 10:43 PM #7
      gummi bear kama sutra!

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      05-29-2008 12:16 AM #8
      A picture of the dude that sings 'Chocolate Rain' (moves away from mic to breathe) with a strap-on on(even though I think he's a dude).
      And call it "Chocolate Golden Shower - Better than Ass Piss!"
      Or
      Two Girls, One Cup-Cake.
      I'll expect royalties for this brilliance.
      -Dave

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      05-29-2008 04:33 PM #9
      Quote, originally posted by VOLKSATAN »

      Two Girls, One Cup-Cake.
      I'll expect royalties for this brilliance.
      -Dave

      brilliant!! free chocolate rain t-shirt to this man.


    10. 05-29-2008 11:02 PM #10
      Hard Like Candy

      If I had a working scanner I would draw a picture and upload it. Oh well, how about combining ideas. One cupcake, two girls, and hard like candy!

      Good luck with things


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      05-30-2008 10:19 AM #12
      Quote, originally posted by VOLKSATAN »
      Two Girls, One Cup-Cake.
      I'll expect royalties for this brilliance.
      -Dave

      This would be the best shirt ever

      - Nick

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      05-30-2008 12:06 PM #13
      There's a couple of those out there already...



      Although it does go with the theme of innuendo, there's only a small percentage of the population that would get it.

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      05-30-2008 04:25 PM #14

      "She'll like it almost as much as the Rabbit in her nightstand"
      Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.

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      05-31-2008 10:25 AM #15
      Quote, originally posted by 1.8Tquattro »

      "She'll like it almost as much as the Rabbit in her nightstand"

      HAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!

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